lesbie-vague:

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high quality

big-mood-energy:

reasonandempathy:

I’m not sure if this is an actual conversation hey had or an edit.

And honestly I don’t think it matters.

no this actually happened

autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

peachesmendes:

“don’t double text”

i will deadass send you ten messages in a row on completely different topics

raptorific:

“Miles Morales is a teen so naturally he’s read homestuck!”

ofswordsandpens:

I adore rick riordan but if anyone still has doubt on how he can have such big potholes in his stories, let me remind you that this man was originally going to title the Lightning Thief “The Son of Poseidon” and it was his middle school class that pointed out that if he named it that that the “mysterious and unknown identity” of Percy’s godly heritage would no longer be mysterious and unknown and rick was like “oh, yeah.” 

chancethereaper:

rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?

nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

unclefather: